Hello, parent, sibling, child, or first cousin!
It’s great that you’re trying to get ahold of me, and you get priority over almost everyone else.
Your best bet is to either email me at email@example.com or send me a text message at +1-773-257-3232. In either, please state your name and relationship to me, and what I can do for you.
Please note, if you use these contact methods and you are not direct family, I am likely to block you forever.