How to get ahold of A.B. Dada: I haven’t seen you in 6 months

Hello, platonic friend who I haven’t seen in over 6 months!

I can’t believe it’s been that long, either.  And you’re right, we should get together soon!

Before we can schedule a catch-up, please consider the following:

  • Check your text message archives.  If I texted you to get together, and you didn’t respond, please visit the page titled “I’m a friend of a friend or family, and we haven’t met in 6 months, or we’ve never met”.  The truth is, we’re not really friends anymore, so you’ll need to get an invite to my presence from one of my real friends.
  • If we have both been very busy, truly, head over to the friends I’ve seen in 6 months or less page and use that information.  You’re likely still my friend, we’ve just been busy.
  • If you need a favor of me, please visit the “New Client” page if it’s a physical item or a business service you want at a discount or free, or visit the “Fan with Questions” page if you need advice.
If you don’t fit into any of these options, please visit the “I don’t fit into any of these categories” page.